oceanflowerbird: a woman got wooden breast implants yesterday it would be funny if this joke had a punch line wooden tit
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
coeptum: I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb
in the dead white hours in zurich staring into a stranger’s pantry across the...– tender is the night (via anna-fields-forever)